0-16, Baby!

Los Angeles, here we go!

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One of those Nigerian 419 emails

Who has my ATM MASTER CARD? I will bash their skulls wide open with a shovel!!!

Good day,

I have been trying to reach you for sometime now, so i just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of $800,000,00 USD United state dollars to the Fedex Delivery services here in West Africa, and i packaged the ATM MASTER CARD inside a magazine where nobody will notice the content. Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for, but the only fee remaining is the security safe keeping fee of $198 USD which you will be required to pay before delivery.

However, this was not paid for because of demurrage. Well, I did forward them your delivery address, but a re-confirmation is important when contacting them if you want to change your address. I advice you quote the parcel and shipment code to them for onward delivery to your re-confirmed address.The ATM MASTERCARD has pin number 8876.

Contact the shipment office with the below informations and reconfirm your correct address details:
Full name………………….
Home address…………
Country………………..
Telephone……………

Attention: Mr. Collins Oliver Shipment Officer Of Fedex delivery services Nigeria.
E-mail: <you don’t need the email>
Tel: <you don’t need the phone number>
Shipment Code: <you don’t need the shipment code>
Parcel Number: <you don’t need the parcel number>

I am travelling out of town and will be back in three months time. Once again, the Fedex delivery services do not know the content of the parcel, I registered it as an African magazine they don’t know it contains ATM MASTERCARD inside, this is to avoid them delaying the delivery and besides I don’t want you to lose your inherittance funds.

Remain blessed and enjoy your funds.
Barrister Greg Williams.

Really? United state dollars? Is it $800,000,00 as in eight hundred thousand or is it eighty million dollars? When does FedEx track my personal address? Inherittance funds?

Next time, you fucking international morons, LERN HW 2 FUKING SPEL!!!!!