People Cannot Help Being Short

July 2, 2008 by muzemike

As a 5′ 4″ male adult, and it’s something I am not proud of.

I have been discriminated upon all my life. I cannot date women, participate in certain sports everyone else takes for granted like basketball or football, or be viewed favorably in a professional environment unlike my taller counterparts. I am often compared to despotic anti-Christ dictators such as Napoleon (5′ 6″), Josef Stalin (5′ 5″), Nikita Khrushchev (5′ 3″) and Kim Jong Il (5′ 3″). Short people like me have been the justification for genocide, like they have done in Rwanda and in Bosnia.

This is the life I live, which is a life in which I cannot enjoy basic things that others take for granted. There is no way for me to fly planes, become a politician or head of any company, even though I hypothetically be the most-qualified individual out there. Being short is not like being fat or being skinny or even being weak-willed. There is nothing that I can do to make myself taller and become complicit with everyone else in society. You can say it’s like being born black, hispanic, or Asian, even though I am white.

But I suppose all the tall people out there wouldn’t know that, since you people don’t have to deal with the bullshit I have to deal with. THAT’s why I’m not religious, anymore; because if God intended for everyone to be happy, He would have made everyone tall.

Update/Pointing the Finger?

June 11, 2008 by muzemike

Sorry, it’s been a while since my last, but I’ve been tied up expanding a couple of articles on Wikipedia as of late, and I’ve really been eating up a lot of time trying to polish everything up so they look nice, while at the same time, learning the intricacies of the online encyclopedia.

Now I direct your attention to a very deep, intelligent discussion at Wisconsin Wrestling Online regarding the future of collegiate wrestling not only in Wisconsin, but for the nation as a whole.
And what is happening in collegiate wrestling can also apply to many other sports across the board. 40 or more years ago, anyone could walk into the wrestling room/practice mat and start wrestling at ANY age – no experience necessary, no minimum high school success requirements, no nothing. Remember, I’m talking about COLLEGE here.

Unfortunately, as with other sports such as soccer, baseball, or basketball, kids now start training for their sport at such a young age it’s mind-blowing to say the least – some as young as 3 or 4 years old. With the explosion of youth sports in the 1990s – notably soccer, but also not limited to other sports like football or wrestling – the college sports scene, wrestling in particular, consists mostly these athletes with 15 or so years of experience in a particular sport, normally dating back to when they barely started kindergarten! This helps shut the door to those who may, for instance, just started a sport in high school but want to stick with it in college or even to those who want to explore new sports. It seems that nowadays that it is a requirement that you have approximately 10 years or more experience in a competitive sport to be able to compete in college. I think that’s wrong.

The over-obsessive parents do not help any, especially when they view their sons’/daughters’ successes in a sport as a symbol of masculine domination, a condition in which parents can hedge their own shortcomings and/or basic insecurities. They are ultimately the ones who perpetuate the college sports scene we now see.

Over-obsessive parents aside, this conversation also mentions the obvious lack of fanbases and fan participation for collegiate wrestling teams. This is interesting, considering that almost any crowd for any given high school wrestling meet is larger and more involved than any college wrestling crowd, at least in Wisconsin, with the possible exception of the Wisconsin Badgers wrestling team. Again, we can place some blame on the over-obsessive parents along with some additional certain greedy tendencies. Most wrestling fans obsess over the high school scene and pay absolutely no attention whatsoever to the college scene. Nothing could be more detrimental to a sport than the wrong placement of priorities, more detrimental to Title IX or “budget problems.”

If you don’t believe me, ask some high school wrestling programs that are so longer successful because the parents of those inner circles of those programs quit altogether once their last son or sons finished high school. It’s not only the parents, but also those wrestling programs who also become, in a way, “empty nesters.” And considering that most parents just drop their kids off to college with the “see you in four years unless the university calls us because you got too drunk and wound up in detox” mentality, they wouldn’t give two poo-poos about their college wrestling team.

I’m not done, yet, either. The Wisconsin wrestling team last had their final home dual wrestling meet last year against an always-tough Northwestern wrestling team. This was on the same day as the first day of the Wisconsin high school state wrestling tournament, also in Madison. So obviously, the UW Field House was jam-packed, mostly with high school wrestling fans; in my opinion, most of them seemed like they were dragged there by the hair to watch it. They didn’t cheer when most other fans who go watch these meets normally do. Some seemed confounded with the slightly different rules they have in college compared to high school. They only started to get loud and crazy close to the end of the meet, because it was such a close and exciting meet to watch (probably one of the best college wrestling meets I have ever watched). I give the same reason for this difference in cheering: they obsess way too much over the high school scene that they pay zero attention to the college scene.

This is at least my take as to why I think collegiate wrestling is hurting to much, but the forum conversation also gives some very viable insights which also cannot be ignored. If you care about wrestling and have about an hour of free time to spare, head over to that forum thread. It’s a very good read.

Do You Support Racism or Sexism?

June 3, 2008 by muzemike

A little callout to Clinton fanatics who cry sexism and to Obama fanatics who cry racism:

Do you support Clinton because you’re a racist, or do you support Obama because you are a sexist?

-Jon Stewart, on The Daily Show a couple of days ago.

So, to all Democrats out there, as famously put in Full Metal Jacket:

It’s a huge shit sandwich, and we’ll all gonna have to take a bite!

Oh, my gentle Jesus on a pogo stick! I just realized Leonard Lawrence aka Gomer Pyle on Full Metal Jacket was played by ,Vincent “Det. Goren” D’Onofrio!

A Little Busy…

May 31, 2008 by muzemike

Sorry, I’ve been a little busy and missed a day or two of posting. I’ve been doing some much-needed spring cleaning in my apartment. I was also playing a lot more on my new toy – the Nintendo Wii – much more than normal.

Speaking of the Wii, here are the four Wii games I currently have:

The Virtual Console games I currently have are:

New NFHS Wrestling Rules Changes: Comments

May 28, 2008 by muzemike

Well, the NFHS has recently released their new rules for my main passion recently. Here are my comments to these rules changes.

The time sequence for the offensive wrestler in assuming the offensive starting position was standardized with the addition of a note to Rule 5-20-5. First, the wrestler must set the knee(s) and feet. Second, the wrestler must place the palm of one hand on the navel. Third, the wrestler must place the palm of the other hand on or over the near elbow. Fourth, the referee shall pause momentarily before starting wrestling. This rule change is meant to provide consistency for coaches, wrestlers and referees. While each action is currently standard practice, there has not been a written sequence of those events in the NFHS Wrestling Rules Book.

This new procedure now mirrors the same NCAA procedure for assuming the offensive starting position, colloquially known as “referee’s top.” First, this should eliminate most cautions given by the referee due to improper starting position, with the obvious exception of the top wrestler forgetting to cover in the correct order, which I have seen happen even in the collegiate level. This is where the referee needs to be proactive in quickly reminding the top wrestler of the order in which to cover before he/she assumes referee’s top.

Second, this also eliminates most potentially advantageous (and unfair) starts for the top wrestler, such as doing the quick bump on the opponent’s hips before the whistle – a commonality at the collegiate level before they instituted this new rule two years ago.

This is a good rule to have, and it should help make life easier for the wrestlers, coaches, and wrestlers.

With an emphasis on sportsmanship, the committee approved two rules changes meant to encourage sportsmanlike conduct by wrestlers and coaches. An addition to Rule 6-7-1c6 states that an unsportsmanlike act that occurs at anytime during the match shall take precedence over the first points scored in the regulation match in determining choice of position in the ultimate tiebreaker. So the wrestler whose opponent has received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty at any time during the match will now have choice of position in the ultimate tiebreaker.

THIS should be interesting. When I think about it, though, it seems to logically follow from the tie-breaking procedure for dual meet scores. My questions are, what happens if multiple unsportsmanlike conduct infractions occur during the match? For example, what if both wrestlers have committed the same number of unsportsmanlike conduct infractions during the match?

In light of the new rule’s implications, does a coach’s unsportsmanlike conduct infraction (a team penalty) carry the same weight as if a wrestler committed one during a given match?

Finally, does this include coach misconduct committed during a match?

In addition, a change to Rule 5-31-1 removes the penalty for coaches whose wrestlers report to the scorer’s table not in proper uniform, not properly groomed, not properly equipped or not ready to wrestle.

Make up your mind, NFHS!

The addition of Rule 7-1-5w makes a back flip from a standing position an illegal maneuver. The rule was added as an effort to minimize risk to all wrestlers.

I have already heard many people construe this as the backflip sometimes done by a winning wrestler after winning a big championship, say a state championship for instance. However, this is placed under “illegal holds” in the rules. Hence, the said backflip wouldn’t have any bearing on the match. What the NFHS should’ve done was to make this not as an illegal maneuver, but as unsportsmanlike conduct (even though this still wouldn’t have any bearing if done in a meet where team scores are not being kept).

The committee also addressed the issue of skin conditions. A revision to Rule 4-2-3 allows an on-site physician to examine a wrestler with a particular skin condition without a physician’s release form immediately after the weigh-in. A new Rule 4-2-5 allows a physician’s release form for a non-communicable skin condition, such as a birthmark or eczema, to be valid for the duration of the season, with some stipulations.

I’m not going to say much here as Wisconsin does their own thing altogether.

Rule 4-2-1 will state that a wrestler’s hair in the front, in its natural state, shall not extend below the eyebrows.

Hopefully, the “too much hair in the front” issue will now be put to rest.

A change to Rule 5-15-3 gives referees the option to stop a match if there is no action at the edge of the mat and to restart wrestling in the center of the mat.

This is also already followed at the collegiate level. As long as referees do not abuse it, and coaches don’t allow for this new rule to be abused, this should help keep the action in the center of the mat where it belongs.

A new addition to Rules 5-25-6c and 7-6-6c provides rules support for the interpretation of stalling as “repeatedly creates a stalemate situation to prevent an opponent from scoring.”

Well, most everyone in the wrestling community infer this specific interpretation of stalling. I suppose this was added as the result of some blokes who try who argue around and past this inference to get off the hook after a controversial stalling call or lack thereof.

In Rule 6-6-1, when the wrong wrestler is given choice of position at the start of the first 30-second tiebreaker in overtime, the opponent will be given the choice at the start of the second 30-second tiebreaker. Previously, this would have been considered bad time.

This has also been inferred and made more clear in the rules for the same reason as the last one.

In Rule 7-4-1, the committee further defined unnecessary roughness by including “. . . a forceful slap to the head or face, and/or gouging or poking the eyes.”

This still needs more clarification. So ANY poke to the eyes, even unintentional, is now considered unnecessary roughness? Of course, “forceful,” being a qualitative word, is always going to be argued and, ultimately, comes down to judgment.

Thoughts on Colemak After a Month’s Usage

May 27, 2008 by muzemike

From my comment on the Colemak forum at http://forum.colemak.com/viewtopic.php?id=437:

I’ve been test-driving Colemak for a month or so on my laptop, (I still have to use QWERTY on my desktop.) and it’s not that bad.

Even though I have to look down on the keyboard a bit more now, it does seem more comfortable to have more commonly-used letters on the home row while, at the same time, not forcing you to relearn everything like what happened to me with trying to learn Dvorak a year or two ago.

I still use that backspace key a lot. I think it’s so ingrained in me my relationship with the caps lock key being just that, that I’m not used to it.

I would like to see that delete key move closer, as well, but I suppose you would have to move the arrow keys closer, as well, which is not likely.